So I sent this to my friend and he was like "yeah I know him." And then he said 'at first I thought you were asking me out" it was so funny you should so try texting this to someone.

The muffin man.Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on Dury Lane? Well she's married to the muffin man! The Muffin Man? THE MUFFIN MAN!

Saving this one for the next time someone asks if i've figured out what i'm gonna major in yet

Do you have any long term goals?

Do you have any long-term goals? Just death. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 38 Pics

can someone ask me out via a John Green book please?

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can someone ask me out via a John Green book please? Or just ask me out, period.

The perfect birthday card…

The perfect birthday card…

Funny pictures about The perfect birthday card. Oh, and cool pics about The perfect birthday card. Also, The perfect birthday card.

When someone I hate asks me why I'm so quiet around them. "Well, you can't plan a murder out loud."

When someone I hate asks me why I'm so quiet around them. "Well, you can't plan a murder out loud."<-who does this its getting annoying now ugh

Stop romanticizing and making them out for less than they are. Take people who have them seriously, before they get seriously hurt and don't push them on others! But also talk about the hard things, so that people who need help can get it, so that counseling isn't weakness or taboo

And social anxiety isn't cute tiny shy girls in flower dresses, it's breathing heavy and sweaty palms every time you think about talking to people you don't know.

Everyone, please, please, please reblog this or share this or save this or something, whatever. Just show them we care, and that we are very sorry we couldn't get to them in time.

My aunt committed suicide it doesn't kill the pain it just passes it to someone else, please know this<<<<<Don't fuckin make me cry

You never realize how much you like someone until you watch them like someone else

Someone from Los Angeles, California, US posted a whisper, which reads "You never realize how much you like someone until you watch them like someone else "

Please let this be my life

Here's How To Ask Someone Out Using A John Green Book

Don't be an asshole and misgender people on purpose. If you don't know someone's gender, ask them. Or if you're too shy/not comfortable doing that your safest option is to use the pronouns they/they're/their until you find out the appropriate pronoun to use.

Don't be an asshole and misgender people on purpose. If you don't know someone's gender, ask them. Or if you're too shy/not comfortable doing that your safest option is to use the pronouns they/them until you find out the appropriate pronouns to use.

what you learn from Pokemon can help you ask women out!

How to ask her out.

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