Nice pick-up lines:  could have used these while I was writing the book!

I'm ready to see you burn alive in pain. We can't come together. You love being abusive, do you. My game is called Go Away, Go Away, Go Away. I like playing Pokémon, garbodor. You better get the pluck away from me.

Pick up line kid. my love for you is like diarrhea, i can't hold it in.

Pick up line kid

My love for you is like diarrhea The more I look at this kids face I laugh even harder

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Pokemon Seaking small sticker 5206-119

You can call me Nemo because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.

These 20 Pick Up Lines Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (But SMILE)

Here Are 22 Funny Photos That Will Make You Laugh Every Single Time

Here Are 22 Funny Photos That Will Make You Laugh Every Single Time

10 Pick-Up Lines You Definitely Shouldn;t Be Using To Get The Girl!

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if the first doesn't work, maybe one of the others…

I'm expecting 6 miles away, actually. I go commando, I command for you to go away. Man, this vitamin is really unhealthy.

Best Ryan Gosling pick up line yet! @Lydia Squire Squire DeCloux

In a Rut & Bacon Truffle Parmesan Popcorn

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