Omg dude!! U were so drunk last night! - - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED

U were so drunk last night! - - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED - Tap on the link to see the newly released collections for amazing beach bikinis!

Skyler :3Dude, you were so drunk last night! | How drunk? | First, you took one of my mum's pineapples and started ripping it apart with a knife yelling: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!!! | Then, you found a sponge and yelled: WHAT'S THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!! Thus, ripping it apart... | Finally, you took our neighbour's pony, named it Pinkie Pie, and rode it around town singing the My Little Pony theme song... | Well shit...

Then he went to burger shot and yelled at the clerk, "whats your nam!" The clerk said, "Squidward haha" I said, " Give me the krabby pattie formula!

Eli Young Band - Drunk Last Night -   Watching the ceiling fan - You are never off my mind!!

Eli Young Band - Drunk Last Night - Watching the ceiling fan - You are never off my mind!

580 Likes, 34 Comments - Luz (@beautyandlifestyle_by_luz) on Instagram: “Close up shot of my jungle dinner last night. Woke up early and we are cosying on the sofa…”

580 Likes, 34 Comments - Luz (@beautyandlifestyle_by_luz) on Instagram: “Close up shot of my jungle dinner last night. Woke up early and we are cosying on the sofa…”

580 Likes, 34 Comments - Luz (@beautyandlifestyle_by_luz) on Instagram: “Close up shot of my jungle dinner last night. Woke up early and we are cosying on the sofa…”

580 Likes, 34 Comments - Luz (@beautyandlifestyle_by_luz) on Instagram: “Close up shot of my jungle dinner last night. Woke up early and we are cosying on the sofa…”

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15 Embarrassing Drunk Stories That Probably Aren't True - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED

Other - Joshdude i really wasnt that drunk last night.are you sure? you took my dogs stuffed squirrell and threw it in the pool screaming SANDY! BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU!.....

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Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, everyone deserves Saint Nick’s Eggnog. This easy, three-step recipe for eggnog is sure to become a happy hour tradition every holiday. Feel like sleeping in after playing host at last night’s holiday party? Use any leftovers to make a homemade decadent French toast batter for brunch the next afternoon. How do you like your eggs?

Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, everyone deserves Saint Nick’s Eggnog. This easy, three-step recipe for eggnog is sure to become a happy hour tradition every holiday. Feel like sleeping in after playing host at last night’s holiday party? Use any lef

FriendYou were so drunk last night, it was hilariousWhat exactly was I doing last night?

Crazy Text Messages - ppstrongFriendYou were so drunk last night, it was hilariousWhat exactly was I doing last night?/p pJust throwing goldfish onto my blue carpet and screaming SWIM BITCHESoh.

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