Not one single female can make me jealous over a man I already dealt with. If he was worth keeping, I’d still have him!
"Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
I was just thinking about eating the leftover Chinese I have. Oh you're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich want those leftovers too? Yep you can have all of them!
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