Funny work jokes

A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?” The cashier says "Yes" and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by...

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the...

You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on...

God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who gets...

Think of Sisyphus, who acknowledges the futility of his task to push a boulder up a mountain just for it to roll down. Now imagine if he had an Instagram account.

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a […]

They say laughter is the best medicine (ok, nurses don't) so Bored Panda came up with a list of hilarious nurse and medical memes sure to tickle the funny bone.

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Memes, memes, memes. Imagine how dull life would be without any memes! Whether it’s dull, grey, and rainy outside or the sun’s out in all of its glory, we feel like there’s never a ‘wrong’ moment for a spot of quality humor. Comedy is what picks us up when we’re down, chases away the blues, and helps us plow our way through the week towards that magical land where everything is possible—The Weekend(™).

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so she...