Marriage Humor

"I've been married for over 16 years. I barely can remember what 'that thing I like' is."

Any married couple will tell you — marriage is not a fairy tale! Check out these funny and relatable quotes about marriage and find out why!

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel.His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we have been married for over twenty years, but I want a divorce...

A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuits […]

There are a few day-to-day things that make marriage all the more enjoyable. You won't find these in a Nicholas Sparks movie. Check out these 21 Marriage Memes that are so accurate it hurts!!

Few things provide more creative inspiration in this world than relationships. They're the subject of a million songs, they're the focus of a million poems, and they provide endless material for artists and cartoonists everywhere. Love and relationships are the basis of our society and humanity, so it's only natural that you have to "deal" with them at least once in your life.

"Can you take a photo of our toilet seat?"

When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable— an entire laundry list of unmet needs she has endured...

A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said; "Beth, soon we will be married 30 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"