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Short funny stories

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Funny Joke: So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.   I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Reading, Lady, Humour, Funny Quotes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Long Jokes

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

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Pechdara
Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Clean Funny Jokes, Short Jokes Funny, Long Jokes, Funny Jokes And Riddles, Funny Jokes For Adults, Clean Humor, Funny Texts, Funny Stuff, Good Clean Jokes

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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Ila Christensen