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I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com Great Quotes, Quotes To Live By, Me Quotes, Funny Memes, Inspirational Quotes, Funny Sarcasm, Someecards Sarcasm
I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter.
I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Oh, you don't like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck. Punny Jokes, Advice Quotes, It's Funny, Quotable Quotes, Funny Pics, Psych
Oh, you don't like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck.
Oh, you don't like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck.
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No, I checked my receipt. I didn't buy any of your bullshit.
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If only my teeth were as white as my dance moves...
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forever going to be my insult. And I should of said this when I was the fairy godmother! Mau Humor, I'm A Sinner, The Perfect Guy, Fairy Godmother, E Cards, Disney Love, Disney Stuff, Disney Magic
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forever going to be my insult. And I should of said this when I was the fairy godmother!
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I have one nerve left and you're dry-humping it. Go away.
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Truth...I never ever judge a book by its cover..unless you provoke me w-your words/actions! Verbally belittling someone (because you're not happy w/ yourself) & telling them they need to eat more,sounds like insecurity & jealousy! 1st impressions last a life time ;) Qoutes, Quotes Women, Motivational Thoughts
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Truth...I never ever judge a book by its cover..unless you provoke me w-your words/actions! Verbally belittling someone (because you're not happy w/ yourself) & telling them they need to eat more,sounds like insecurity & jealousy! 1st impressions last a life time ;)
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You maybe skinny. But you have a bad attitude, & a dirty vagina.
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"Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon. Bitch." Is it wrong that I find this soooo funny?! #quote Sassy Quotes, Quotations
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"Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon. Bitch." Is it wrong that I find this soooo funny?! #quote
My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word. ;) Funniest Quotes, Motivational
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My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word. ;)