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She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

Yeah, like A LOT!

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Yep, a sense of humor is a necessity.  The only thing that keeps me sane some days!

Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math. In that accountant but not that parent.

Never underestimate my abilities...

Oh, this is so true! A worried mother does better research than the FBI! I'm surprised the FBI hasn't offered me a job!

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hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

Just one time to far :0 old fashion discipline  LOL

Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break. - boy - hung up on clothes line - black and white - drip dry

"Silence is Golden...unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious" - Funny mom quote that's correct.

Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious. Laughing Through Motherhood - mom quotes - funny mom quotes - best of moms - humor - meadoria

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

This is so me!  I have to bite my lip when someone uses "seen" when "saw" is correct.  As in, "I seen it around here somewhere."  That's not Southern slang.  It's just stupid.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

Aint' That The Truth!

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this is so true. just by becoming a mom one becomes insane, but a 'good' kind of insane. the loving your kids kind of insane. i love you both insanely.

Truth by alyssa

My husband asks me all the time why I am running the dryer again.

Bitch, why do you ask me a question and then interrupt me when I'm in the middle of answering it. You're fucking rude! LOL!

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. So its not very nice, it is however funny

Ha! Truth

Waiting To Exhale: Woman Scorn.Women be like nope I ain't mad.

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