Explore Revenge, True Stories, and more!

Precisely.

It’s not procrastinating if I have no intention of doing it?

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it were a good morning, I’d still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.

I saw "morning" instead of "good morning" because if it were a good morning, I'd still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.

I don’t smoke, so I decided to just take “screaming” breaks at work now. I feel more relaxed already. | Snarkecards

I’m at the “what can I make with green beans and cake mix?" stage of needing groceries. Yep that's what I currently have for food in the house

just remember...

Next time you accuse a woman of overreacting, remember that a group, mostly made up of men, shut down the government because they weren’t getting their way.

humor #ecards

quote - " When a woman says 'when you get a chance'.what she really means is "get off your ass and do it NOW".

demetri martin's voice echoes in my head.

Seals are just Dog Mermaids. Think about it. Well, let's see, my childhood is ruined, everything I thought I knew about life and animals.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Pinterest
Search