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EVERY day my kid asks "what's for dinner?" I reply "food". He says "what kind of food?" I reply "The kind you eat. It is what is it - they'll eat it or starve ;


Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Good for you...

They say milk is good for your teeth and so is minding your own god damn business - vintage retro funny quotes

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!


Funny pictures about You said long story short. Oh, and cool pics about You said long story short. Also, You said long story short.

Me and people. And mornings.

this is how i feel in the mornings. Don`t talk to me until I`m fully awake.

No One Respects Homemaking Anymore-ie-family traditions--love this lady's site

Stoner Humor Mom, you're so right. Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING…

Sometimes I get a call and think "Who helped you dial the phone?!!!"

biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

Hahaha seriouzly! kidz think they deserve shit just for being cute! phuck dat! back in the day ya had to earn shit! silly kidz !

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

I know the feeling. So, so well.

I had to pin this because my son actually did this! He asked if there were pb cups cause his mom really likes them! I love that kid! Good looking out for your mom!

Minnesota life

The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face? Need to move from North Dakota lol

feeling ugly, or stupid, or broke.....

So funny! Sad thing is i am one of those people who make u feel better! I dont usually care what i look like when i go to walmart!


so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.