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Some people really do have bad luck when it comes to thinking. I'm just gonna go with this.

I'm terrified to reach into my purse and feel around! It's awful!

Any mother has experienced this at one time or another! I always have a hot wheels car or Lego.

.sadly met each one of these Multiple times.."mr right"

Funny pictures about I haven't met Mr. Oh, and cool pics about I haven't met Mr. Also, I haven't met Mr.

There are a few people that I want to say this to.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Let's stay up unreasonably late...

My life is just a bunch of "it seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together. Almost too true to be funny :)

Haha.. Yep so true

Pretty much my life story. Long hair in the summer means messy buns everyday!

Funny Ecard: I knew he was The One when he looked deep into my eyes and whispered, 'Let's go to Target...'

Funny Ecard: I knew he was The One when he looked deep into my eyes and whispered, 'Let's go to Target. Aah the perfect man

All true!

The 11 Worst Things About Painting Your Nails

Just took off glitter polish.sooo true -_- glitter nail polish is the worst

Mom life

Funny Confession Ecard: My dream is to get through one family meal without saying the phrase, 'Eat your dinner!' on repeat. I dream big, I know.

If only it were that simple!

The Best Motherhood E-Cards

Funny Confession Ecard: Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free .and three sizes smaller?

TRUE LOVE... is picking a gigantic booger that isn't even yours.

Totally made me think of Kenzi "Mommy has a boogie in her nose. David has a boogie in his nose.