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Boss: I have a great idea for a start-up company. All I need is a seed investor and an engineer to do all the work. Alice: I believe the economic term for what you have is "nothing.

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Alice: There seems to be some confusion about what our company culture is. Boss: Our priorities are honesty, integrity, and return on investment. Alice: Which priority is the highest? Boss: Integrity won& buy me a new boat.

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Dilbert: Our new politeness policy forbids me from giving you an honest opinion of your idea. So, instead, I will talk about an unrelated topic and you can draw your own conclusions. did you hear about the manure fire that burned down a pig farm?

Created by Scott Adams, Dilbert is about the world's most famous -- and funny -- dysfunctional office.

We talk a lot about clarifying the win and determining what you will call success. Here's Dilbert on that important topic:

Management Support, contradictions in terms. Spot the difference? - The Dilbert Strip for January 1994

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