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I'm pretty sure I've uttered this exact phrase in real life multiple times.

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I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

Funny Reminders Ecard: You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.

I want to say this to every shopper at the market

Funny Get Well Ecard: Get well soon because your cough is fucking disgusting. My life right now!

For FAT UGLY ROTTEN CROTCH GARBAGE HOEs. No one will ever marry your FAT UGLY NASTY LOW CLASS PIG LARD NASTIE ASS

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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you're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal.SO TRUE!

Look at all the fucks I give.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

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And when you come to a fork in the road, well, take it. Because, hey, free fork.

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Oh, I'm a Pacifist, alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face

I case I haven't told you lately

I still love the freaking sh*t out of you.

Want to do this at church

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait.so evil!

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