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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Relationship, please

I know a couple people that do this. They have to be trying to convince themselves because they are not fooling anyone else.

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i don't hate my job. but i suppose the support group wouldn't hurt any.

I love running though, it's just wayy too hot.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

I ask myself that about you all the time. I just don't understand how you can live with yourself!

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

The government IS NOT your babies daddy!! So get a real job and take care of your kids... have you ever heard of birth control or maybe keeping your legs together for once. I'm tired of my tax money paying for your mistakes

Haha, so true! Even if Babies should be Baby's, still true and funny!

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

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